"Fred Potter, I actually let your mother name you after the bravest man she knew, instead of making it all about me. Now promise me that you’ll take a picture of McGonagall’s face when she realises the prankster legacy you and James plan to live up to. Awesome. High five.”

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# harry potter


only weak people don’t wear black in summer

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do you ever like become hyper aware that your name is your name and it just feels really surreal when anyone says it, and it’s weird because that’s you! you have a name. usually your name is just sort of invisible but then you realize it’s a thing that exists and proves you exist it just feels so fucking unreal

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# about me


where is their oscar

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# oitnb# ugh# i really need to watch this


"Minerva McGonagall Potter I named you after the bravest person at Hogwarts. "

"Dad you named me after a girl."

“Listen son you talk like that around McGonagall you’ll get your ass handed to you turned into a goblet and be forced to drink from it.”

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# harry potter


*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist

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# about me# !!

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# robin hood# disney


Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

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# about me


So I have a friend who read the last page of The Fault in Our Stars before she actually started the book and she thought they were getting married because Hazel said ‘I do, Augustus.’ So she went through the ENTIRE BOOK THINKING THEY WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER

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# me too# tfios


shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is

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# brooklyn nine nine# ladies



harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”

teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”

[albus arrives at hogwarts]

albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew”

neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”

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# harry potter

plans for 2014

  • care less about everything
  • get hot
  • sleep

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# step 2 not going well# about me



The season of leg shaving is upon us.

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# about me


bro I am sooo high right now… so high… why did I climb this far up please help me down I’m scared of heights

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# about me